Do you ever feel like you’re always making lists, and then telling yourself that you’ll finish it later? (But I know, that just like everyone else that you’re not. You’re caught!)
You’re welcome, I’ve got your first card ready to mark off the list: get some hilarious greeting cards. Check!
Why do I have to send a card you might ask? I’m able to give you a myriad of reasons! The reasons that will blow the socks of you! It will surprise you! Motives that will leave you wondering where Obscenity Cards were all your life! (It’s OK that we’re here!)
Here are five great reasons to send funny rude birthday cards to your friends today:
1. It’s a Pandemic!
There are plenty of restrictions currently in place, and another lockdown on the horizon, heading to the post office and receiving the mail could be the most thrilling part in the morning. When you look at bill after junk bill, after letter, imagine how thrilled your loved ones would be when they saw a special photograph card on top of their pile of bills! (They’d throw the bills into the garbage, you know the way it is!)
2. It Makes Them Feel Happy!
Imagine that your loved one was having the most miserable day of their life they spilled their coffee on the shirt that they had worked so hard ironing, did not remember their home presentation and then to top it off, they fell into an eddy and now it appears that they peed on themselves. Think about what it means to them to receive a thank-you card that comes from you! (It will make their horrible bad, not good, extremely awful day the best day of their life, that’s the way!)
3. It shows them that you Haven’t Lost Touch With They!
With everything happening all over the world every person is feeling some kind of anxiety or stress about something. It’s impossible to contact, text or DM each person we love. If you have five minutes to spare , take a seat and relax, pick up an elegant ballpoint pen and make a note in handwriting to say hi. Do they feel their heart expand three times the size when they receive the note? Absolutely! It’s a guarantee.
(Though it is not a warranty …)
4. Laughter is the Best Medicine!
Have you ever been sick and felt miserable? You couldn’t bear to leave your home or even to sulk over the idea of getting sick? It’s likely that you did not laugh! (Gosh we’re sorry for you). …) You’re not alone!) Send out a humorous picture card to someone who’s not having a good time and their spirits will be lifted when the card is released from the envelope!
5. It helps with procrastination!
If this isn’t the most compelling reason to write a congratulatory card to someone for the sake of we don’t know what else is! Do you have a term paper or a research document to type? Do you have a house to tidy? A recipe for anchovy that isn’t good? casserole your grandmother would like you to try more than a century ago? Put it off by settling at your table with your brand-new cards and sending one to all the people you care about! (You can wash your toilet today.)
Send a few humor-themed greeting cards today, and then pass them on to others. some laughter!
